i guess because i watch a lot of ytps and Extremely Specific Memey Video Edits youtube recommended me a video called “lotr but every time sam takes a step towards mordor he says itll be the farthest hes ever been” which is over 9 hours long and i zoned out completely and got a full hour and 20 minutes in before coming to my senses and realizing “what the fuck why am i watching this”. i can now perfectly recall the entire clip used in the video from beginning to end whenever i close my eyes ((birds cawing) “this is it” “this is what” “if i take one more step itll be the farthest away from home ive ever been” (birds cawing) “come on sam”) and let me tell you it is EVERY time he takes a step after the first time that scene plays. whoever edited this together has powers and abilities i fear and envy and pity all at once. anyways now youtube is recommending me sam/frodo amvs

this is the video if anyone has 9 hours 18 minutes and 38 seconds to spare watching the entire fellowship of the ring but with three million percent more “sam and frodo standing in a field saying the same thing at each other”

Okay, I also watched the entire thing and this synopsis is wrong. It's not every step sam takes. Several times he takes a step and the clip doesn't play. I thought they just missed a few here and there, but then I noticed that it was only times when he takes a step backwards or in a perpendicular direction from The Shire

So not only did this insane genius track down every single footstep, they compared it to a map to make sure that particular step would ACTUALLY take him father away from home than he's ever been

well as i said i only managed an hour and 20 minutes of it so i defer to your assessment on the matter. my point stands (and is in fact strengthened) that whoever made this is some kind of hell wizard

also i need to ask after knowing you actually watched the whole thing: are you okay.