false hope & empty promises.
false hope & empty promises.
<3 don’t kill urself your so sæxy lol
just consider my heart like… yours
oh man these are my favs
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i hope this helps!
Boobs don’t even matter ladies, it’s what’s under them, your lungs are important, cause we blazing mad weed over here and you need to keep up.
cute messages while I’m asleep are literally the key to my heart
femme fatale dream team: Lady Macbeth, Piper Greenmantle, and Marcella Morgan
I told you Bill. I fucking told you. I don’t wanna die. It’s your fault. You punched me in the face, you made me walk through shitty water, you brought me to a fucking crackhead house, and now… I’m gonna have to kill this fucking clown. Welcome to the Losers Club asshole!
hi i’m writing fic again and while i have 4 WIPs atm i promise they’re coming they’ll get here one day
Sirius Black to goobers: the one day i actually come and school burns down
Remus Lupin: what classes were you in
James Potter: i was in english you Were Not
Peter Pettigrew: or history
Remus Lupin: it doesnt count as attending school if u just lie behind the science block till lunch
Sirius Black: youre all ruining this fire for me
James Potter to Lily Evans: give back my chocolate shake
Lily Evans: i dont have it
James Potter: i can see u fuckin drinkin it we’re in the same maccas
Lily Evans: everyones saying you did it
James Potter: pardon
Lily Evans: set the fire
James Potter: come off it
James Potter: whose saying that
Lily Evans: everyone
James Potter: ah yes my great mate ‘everyone’
Lily Evans: mary, elliot from science, louise marcot, guy from math whose name i dont know but went to ball with ruby garland, sam roberts, and sushi danny have all told me it was you
James Potter: wow that does seem like everyone
James Potter: now im wondering whether I did do it
Sirius Black to James Potter: had a dream i died in a freak pharmaceutical accident last night
James Potter: what is a freak pharmaceutical accident
Sirius Black: i was drunk in a pharmacy and put all their throat lozenges up my nose
(my favorite) ways to say i love you
my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response
im trying to update my web theme and ??? bitches on tumblr are telling me i can’t use it cuz it says “only use https urls” or something ??? and they??? are????? idk pls help
